The Ahh-CHOO Haiku

Winter at UT
Sickness is lurking about
Achoo! I've caught it...

It's all in the introduction...

According to Steve Harvey author of Act Like a Lady Think Like a Man if a man introduces you as his "friend" or by your own name only then you can be sure then that is exactly what you are. If there is no title attached you can be assured that it is going nowhere. Harvey says that men mark their territory and if he loves you or even likes you, he will profess it. If he introduces you as his "lady", "girlfriend", "fiancee", "baby's mother", "love", "wife"...something then you know he wants you as his.
I am really tired of girls not getting this. This is especially prominent at frat houses. It's pretty simple. If he introduces you as his friend or doesn't introduce you at all then don't expect anything to come out of it other than maybe shacking it with him. Hey... if that's what you want, I am not judging. All I know is that boys shack but men build homes. I don't know about you but I deserve a home...not some shack. It's true that every man's goal is to sleep with you... but we just have to find the man who is willing to jump through the hoops to get there. The great thing about being a woman is we get to define what our requirements or"hoops" are. Girls...don't be afraid to get some standards. Harvey says that by putting your requirements on the table we are taking a risk, but it is a risk we need to take. All to many women...especially college girls... let men put in the minimal effort while holding on to you because you are afraid he's going to walk away.

Okay I am getting off my soap box now. Let's just avoid this problem all together by investigating how he introduces you. I'm telling you...it's all in the introduction.